miss hat die Oscars, ich hab die Razzies, in unseren Breiten auch besser bekannt, als die Goldene Himbeeren.
...and the nominees are:
WORST PICTURE
CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia)
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox)
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
THE REAL CANCUN (New Line)
WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
Cuba Gooding, Jr. / BOAT TRIP, FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS and RADIO
Justin Guarini / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher / CHEAPER by the DOZEN, JUST MARRIED and MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
Mike Myers / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST ACTRESS
Drew Barrymore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE and DUPLEX
Cameron Diaz / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Angelina Jolie / BEYOND BORDERS
and LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE of LIFE
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Anthony Anderson / KANGAROO JACK
Alec Baldwin / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Al Pacino / GIGLI
Sylvester Stallone (Whose 5 Roles Could Fill This ENTIRE Category!) SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
Christopher Walken / GIGLI and KANGAROO JACK
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lanie Kazan / GIGLI
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Preston / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Brittany Murphy / JUST MARRIED
Tara Reid / MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
Eric Christian Olsen & Derek Richardson / DUMB AND DUMBERER
Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher & EITHER Brittany Murphy (JUST MARRIED)
or Tara Reid (MY BOSS's DAUGHTER)
Mike Myers & EITHER Thing One OR Thing Two / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)
2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGLES: FULL THROTTLE
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
THE REAL CANCUN
WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL
2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (Remake of WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘60 and WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘84)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
WORST DIRECTOR
Martin Brest / GIGLI
Robert Iscove / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Mort Nathan / BOAT TRIP
The Wachowski Brothers / Both MATRIX Sequels
Bo Welch / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST SCREENPLAY
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT, Screenplay by Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, Screenplay by John August and
Cormac & Marianne Wibberley, “Story” by August
DUMB AND DUMBERER, Screenplay by Robert Brener and Troy Miller, “Story” by Brener
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, Written by Kim Fuller
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest
NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:
GIGLI – 9
CAT-IN-THE-HAT – 8
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY – 8
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE - 7
BOAT TRIP, DUMB & DUMBERER, JUST MARRIED, MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER
and THE REAL CANCUN – - 2 Each
Und, wer wirds werden? Hm? Irgendwelche Vorschläge? Und nein, nein, niemand hier hat natürlich einen dieser minderwertigen Filme gesehen. Ähem. Aber, man wird ja wohl noch raten dürfen.
Bis zum 28.02. werden an dieser Stelle Tipps entgegen genommen.
Der Gewinner erhält meinen alten Duschvorhang. Vielleicht.
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Nachtrag:
Ich hoff die Matrix Brüder bekommen was ab. Für den schlechtesten Witz: Oh, Uptdates.
...and the nominees are:
WORST PICTURE
CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia)
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox)
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
THE REAL CANCUN (New Line)
WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
Cuba Gooding, Jr. / BOAT TRIP, FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS and RADIO
Justin Guarini / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher / CHEAPER by the DOZEN, JUST MARRIED and MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
Mike Myers / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST ACTRESS
Drew Barrymore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE and DUPLEX
Cameron Diaz / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Angelina Jolie / BEYOND BORDERS
and LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE of LIFE
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Anthony Anderson / KANGAROO JACK
Alec Baldwin / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Al Pacino / GIGLI
Sylvester Stallone (Whose 5 Roles Could Fill This ENTIRE Category!) SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
Christopher Walken / GIGLI and KANGAROO JACK
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lanie Kazan / GIGLI
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Preston / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Brittany Murphy / JUST MARRIED
Tara Reid / MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
Eric Christian Olsen & Derek Richardson / DUMB AND DUMBERER
Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher & EITHER Brittany Murphy (JUST MARRIED)
or Tara Reid (MY BOSS's DAUGHTER)
Mike Myers & EITHER Thing One OR Thing Two / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)
2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGLES: FULL THROTTLE
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
THE REAL CANCUN
WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL
2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (Remake of WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘60 and WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘84)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
WORST DIRECTOR
Martin Brest / GIGLI
Robert Iscove / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Mort Nathan / BOAT TRIP
The Wachowski Brothers / Both MATRIX Sequels
Bo Welch / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
WORST SCREENPLAY
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT, Screenplay by Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, Screenplay by John August and
Cormac & Marianne Wibberley, “Story” by August
DUMB AND DUMBERER, Screenplay by Robert Brener and Troy Miller, “Story” by Brener
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, Written by Kim Fuller
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest
NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:
GIGLI – 9
CAT-IN-THE-HAT – 8
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY – 8
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE - 7
BOAT TRIP, DUMB & DUMBERER, JUST MARRIED, MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER
and THE REAL CANCUN – - 2 Each
Und, wer wirds werden? Hm? Irgendwelche Vorschläge? Und nein, nein, niemand hier hat natürlich einen dieser minderwertigen Filme gesehen. Ähem. Aber, man wird ja wohl noch raten dürfen.
Bis zum 28.02. werden an dieser Stelle Tipps entgegen genommen.
Der Gewinner erhält meinen alten Duschvorhang. Vielleicht.
----------------------------
Nachtrag:
Ich hoff die Matrix Brüder bekommen was ab. Für den schlechtesten Witz: Oh, Uptdates.
shhhh meinte am 28. Jan, 15:31:
OK, OK, ich mach mit!
Auch wenn ich bei den meisten der nominierten Filme nur Trailer und Reviews kenne. Aber mehr braucht man ja in der Regel auch nicht.Und: Den Duschvorhang will ich trotzdem nicht. Bäh!
WORST PICTURE
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
WORST ACTRESS
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Sylvester Stallone
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)
2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
WORST DIRECTOR
Martin Brest / GIGLI
WORST SCREENPLAY
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest
Gigli dominiert, da er ja jetzt schon als miesester Film aller Zeiten gehandelt wird. ich hätte gerne mehr Wachowsky-Himbeeren gehabt, weil es einfach unverzeihlich ist, daß jemand einen so guten Start mit zwei Fortsetzungen so verspielt. Naja, und der Rest ist Gefühlssache, sach ich ma so...
diza meinte am 28. Jan, 17:46:
uch
frag mich, warum matrix 2 nirgends nominiert ist. der war wirklich miiies.
shhhh antwortete am 28. Jan, 18:04:
...
der dritte war auch nicht ohne. Überhaupt: Herr Reeves sollte sich was schämen. Der Auserwählte. Pah! Das ich nicht lache.
diza antwortete am 28. Jan, 20:15:
den
dritten hab ich gar nicht mehr gesehen. so schwer getroffen war ich von dieser blöden goa-party im 2. teil.
und ja.
pfui, herr reeves! pfui!
shhhh antwortete am 28. Jan, 20:25:
Oh ja, ganz, ganz schlimm.
Die Goa-Party und dieser verdammte Auserwählten-Quatsch. Opfergaben und so. Und die Liebesgeschichte. Die Wiederbelebung. Der ganze FIlm. Bäh.
